Sir Francisco Alcazar

"Avoid confusion and save time - use either the green or the orange menu but never both."

"The menu is super confusing. Look below first for the base pie price. Then look at the unexplained number in parentheses. This number is the topping price multiplier. Then do the math. Food is tasty!"

"These aren't the dunes you're looking for.."

"Food?? Not here. These microwaved pre wrapped dishes are cold in spots and scalding in others. Beware, and protect your mouth by planning ahead!"

"For some, the copious TVs make up for the exceptionally poor service."

"Anika Zappe, Punch Bowl Mixologist, is AWESOME. Her drinks are super tasty.. Check out Son of Buck!"