Malpais CR

"When you enter the club you will have sweet smells of tranquility unlike the trashy smells of someone's dirty ass where the commoners await their flight."

"The chicken meatballs and chicken sandwich are the most amazing pieces of food I have had in the last year! White House Tavern is the best spot in Aspen hands down!"

"This is the smallest USAir Club in CLT. Sit back left. Regardless of size, the commoners can't breathe the fresh oxygen piped in...they are all outside breathing in the Flu."

"Room 305 overlooks the water. Great views if you can request it!"

"Lots of busted dudes with dime pieces here....prob better than some shit dating site."

"Why rub shoulders with the commoners when you can breathe pristine oxygen. It just smells like winning! This is The Club."